R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
