im six kinds of drunk right now
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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