It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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