at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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