I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
