I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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