chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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