Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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