On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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