It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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