Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
