I can tuck mytits in my pants
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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