so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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