found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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