Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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