he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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