Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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