He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize