Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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