Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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