I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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