i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Congratulations! We have a period
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