Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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