Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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