i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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