am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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