Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
