I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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