I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Operation Purity has been aborted
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It's rum buckets o'clock
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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