She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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