does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
