Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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