But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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