Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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