what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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