White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
