I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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