I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Your penis caused this!
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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