I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Will you blow on my dice?
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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