Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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