Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
