When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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