All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
