he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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