There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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