He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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