My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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