Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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