shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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