You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
No subtext here. People are naked.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
