You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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