just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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