Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I need a burrito and a hug.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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