Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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