Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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