one might say we're banned from that church
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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