Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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