is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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