I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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