Are we in a gay sports bar?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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